The Democratic Socialist State of Kilkelly is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The great one with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.049 billion Kilkellyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilkellyian economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion punts a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 291,143 punts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Kilkellyian language, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilkelly's national animal is the The Shamrock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is catholic .

Kilkelly is ranked 2,527^th in the world and 21^st in Europeia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,015.4 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.