The Sacred Land of Aevana is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Crown Prince with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.357 billion Aevanans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashmore. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Aevanan economy, worth a remarkable 2,708 trillion credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,667 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, Aevanan royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aevana's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Aevana.

Aevana is ranked 1,691^st in the world and 14^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 151.47 law-abiding acts per hour.