The Incorporated States of Kizab is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 227 million Kizabians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kizabian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Kacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,619 Kacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, they say that Kizabians made a dessert and called it peace, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kizab's national animal is the Sturgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kizab is ranked 19,005^th in the world and 151^st in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 23.31 average smiles per day.