The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 46.561 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 13,676 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,731 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Property subletting is going underground, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 287,260^th in the world and 87^th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -48.99 on the Clooney Contribution Index.