The United Federation of Lasvalre is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Prosperity with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.736 billion Lasvalreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lasvalrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Sovereign Lasvals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,864 Sovereign Lasvals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, news headlines suggest that Lady Prosperity has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lasvalre's national animal is the Lasvalrean Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanity.

Lasvalre is ranked 285,031^st in the world and 196^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -435.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.