The Rēspublica Ūnita of Lignuntia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Consul Antonius Blairus with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate population of 3.092 billion Lignuntians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquitania. The average income tax rate is 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lignunti economy, worth 612 trillion Denarii a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,040 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, and a third of Lignuntians are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lignuntia's national animal is the Iunan Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Iunan Christianity.

Lignuntia is ranked 11,953^rd in the world and 8^th in RGBN for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,426.04 pounds of wildlife per square mile.