The Gallic Republic of Libertarian Union of Canada is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tim HortonJr with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.445 billion Canadians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montreal. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 255 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,596 Canadian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Canadian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Canadian Dollar charge on their phone bill, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Libertarian Union of Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freedom.

Libertarian Union of Canada is ranked 199,394^th in the world and 88^th in RGBN for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.