The Constitutional Monarchy of Montblancia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 263 million Montblancians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaeladhras. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Montblancian economy, worth 17.1 trillion Kyrans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,096 Kyrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the newest shade developed by Montblancia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and just as students finish their homework it's time for school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montblancia's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Montblancia is ranked 52,454^th in the world and 262^nd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.6 law-abiding acts per hour.