The Greater Republic of Moryazvia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Maksimilian Borisov with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.02 billion Moryazvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodzhan. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moryazvian economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion Moryazvian Rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,573 Moryazvian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Moryazvian lands, Formula One cars in Moryazvia boast 56 miles per gallon, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moryazvia's national animal is the Black Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Catholicism.

Moryazvia is ranked 2,573^rd in the world and 20^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.79 law-abiding acts per hour.