The United Socialist States of Name Goes Here is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Second Coming of Nestor Makhno with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.152 billion Nameans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Ciudad de Nuevo México. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Name Goes Herean economy, worth 89.9 trillion bread crumbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 78,075 bread crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, refugees from other nations are flocking to Name Goes Here's border, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Name Goes Here's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Name Goes Here is ranked 173,227^th in the world and 119^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 105.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.