The Workers' Utopian States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 512 million Slime Enthusiasts are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Slime City. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nickelodeon economy, worth 31.9 trillion nickels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,228 nickels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Great Slime Nation of Nick successfully hosted the The Leftist Assembly Olympics, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Slime Nation of Nick's national animal is the slime, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Great Slime Nation of Nick is ranked 20,008^th in the world and 211^th in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 22.81 average smiles per day.