The Hidden Fields of Larger Green Plants is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Librum Sativa with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.383 billion Small Green Planters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greenfield. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Small Green Plants Survivor economy, worth 878 trillion Small Green Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 137,573 Small Green Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, the state pays for care of easily preventable illnesses, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larger Green Plants's national animal is the Unseen Academical, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larger Green Plants is ranked 7,560^th in the world and 120^th in The Leftist Assembly for Nicest Citizens, with 38.68 average smiles per day.