The 💛🤍Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ💜🖤 of New Anarchisticstan is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Their Ever-Serenity with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.464 billion Metropolitans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leidenschaftlich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smodejan economy, worth a remarkable 5,092 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 408,577 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, a flying elephant and Their Ever-Serenity share the same nickname, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Anarchisticstan's national animal is the Floating Letter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benevolence.

New Anarchisticstan is ranked 190,495^th in the world and 1,386^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.