Population | 11.869 billion |
Capital | Wellington |
Leader | Emperor Noel the III |
Faith | Tulipism |
Currency | Hypon Turam |
Animal | Cow |
The United Empire of Hyponichtmallieturam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Noel the III with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 11.869 billion Hyponians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wellington. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hyponichtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,033 trillion Hypon Turams a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,324 Hypon Turams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The media seems excessively interested in what Emperor Noel the III is wearing this season, Emperor Noel The III reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, future leaders of Hyponichtmallieturam regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyponichtmallieturam's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tulipism.
Hyponichtmallieturam is ranked 203,889th in the world and 5,194th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 38.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The État Paige of Tungstan.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The État Paige of Tungstan.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Murder Drones of Japan2662.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Murder Drones of Japan2662.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Greatest Dictatorship of SS Ausnez.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam endorsed The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
- : Hyponichtmallieturam was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 49 » Panormia, Razorback, Nation of Urie, Emeseses, Perfect Sublime Masters, Rubian Empire, Farrakhan, TorNaGul, Andromeda Islands, New Anarchisticstan, Foraldn, Arinteriswith, Super Mega Awesome, Singu1arity, Nyogatene, Allwarts, Saavir Yuvon, Federated Ugasque Countries, Chocolatistan, Xenial, Iskusia, Falangist Quebec, Regione Calabria, Lux Prima, Nadarena, Orcuo, Syndicasia, Ignormus, Masters86, Moloto Japan, Angbhand, Nation6, Europeasia, Elaribel, Murak, Alcrestia Liakar, Woolies, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Sealand newam, Llanfyrhall, New French Nation, Of the drug addicts, Golexald, Three Galaxies, Mad Jack Is Rejected, SS Ausnez, Japan2662, and Tungstan.