The Dictatorship of Falangist Quebec is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lionel Groulx with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.986 billion Quebecois are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville du Québec. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Falangist Quebecian economy, worth 205 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,594 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", billions of Francs are being blown on orbital weapons development, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falangist Quebec's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Falangist Quebec is ranked 177,911^th in the world and 4,410^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -69.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.