The Star Trek Online of Nlhp is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neil with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 14.6 billion Nlhpians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise D. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nlhpian economy, worth 698 trillion Zens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,860 Zens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, Nlhp has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nlhp's national animal is the Jax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nlhp is ranked 24,475^th in the world and 123^rd in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.45 law-abiding acts per hour.