Population | 29.119 billion |
Capital | Skoptopolis |
Leader | Aleksandar Vekili |
Currency | paffnar |
Animal | llama |
The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.119 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The all-consuming Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 6,370 trillion paffnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 218,764 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Paffnia is ranked 1,291st in the world and 2nd in A Taco Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.01 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The United Soviet States of Russcopia.
- : Paffnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Origamic Armada Admiral of The King of Boats in Paper Crowned.
- : Paffnia's influence in A Taco Paradise rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Paffnia's influence in A Taco Paradise fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
- : Paffnia's influence in A Taco Paradise rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Vladovsk.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Myeri.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Penguindon, Solsevara, Mark, Tramolvalnia, Myeri, and Russcopia.