The Latitudinarian Palace State of Philosophical Psychologists is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Doctor Banu Rama with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.692 billion Philosophical Psychologists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krastev. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Philosophical Psychologistsian economy, worth 222 trillion Kliments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 60,320 Kliments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosophical Psychologists's national animal is the Castiel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Philosophical Psychologists is ranked 167,609^th in the world and 82^nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -63.95 on the Scary Big Number Scale.