The Queendom of Priti Purple Wonderland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Priti with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.754 billion Priti Purple Wonderlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pritopia. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Priti Purple Wonderlandian economy, worth 490 trillion pritipops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,660 pritipops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Priti Purple Wonderland's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Indian.

Priti Purple Wonderland is ranked 285,343^rd in the world and 5,113^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -12.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.