The Al-Sha'ab of Empire of Dabiristan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ayatollah Khomeini with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.647 billion Dabiristani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maham. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dabiristani economy, worth a remarkable 1,679 trillion Zaids a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,255 Zaids, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and a rusted hulk in Maham harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in The East Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of Dabiristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Empire of Dabiristan is ranked 286,643^rd in the world and 5,128^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.