The Back with no Cards of Troc is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.368 billion Trocs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth 381 trillion Troccoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,955 Troccoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 454,342 per year while the poor average 45,644, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Troc's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Viljami Laaksonen after national disasters, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Troc is ranked 220,464^th in the world and 4,002^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.