The Republic of RuebinhoLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Perfectly nice chief voted by the public with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.784 billion RuebinhoLandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruebinho City. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse RuebinhoLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion monetuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,152 monetuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RuebinhoLand's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RuebinhoLand is ranked 275,360^th in the world and 3,850^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -281.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.