The Shameful Senator of Pasybfic is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic, devout population of 4.68 billion Pasybficians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pasybfician economy, worth 176 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,731 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and Pater Maxxmas is said to deliver self-judgment rather than silver jewellery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasybfic's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pasybfic is ranked 2,986^th in the world and 32^nd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 157.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.