The Democratic Republic of South Kerala is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Srinivasan Nadavayal with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.446 billion South Keralites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaññirakkodu. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Keralite economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion South Keralite Kuntris a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,721 South Keralite Kuntris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, senior literature classes are left analysing why Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm is so darn sunny, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Kerala's national animal is the Malayalam Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Saint Thomas Christianity.

South Kerala is ranked 216,886^th in the world and 63^rd in India for Most Primitive, scoring -93.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.