The Republic of Akhand Bharatam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Harsh Thakur with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.167 billion Akhand Bharatamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sansiva. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Akhand Bharatamian economy, worth 469 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,174 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, greenhouses are regularly raided by the police, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akhand Bharatam's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Akhand Bharatam is ranked 282,131^st in the world and 109^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -375.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.