The Divine Imperial Āryavartha of Elvaeia Regnum is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Āryadēvachakravartin Vikramādityadēva I with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.812 billion Dēvas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tripurasundarimandalā Mātangīshwaripura. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dēva economy, worth a remarkable 1,908 trillion Srīms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 216,538 Srīms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say that Dēvas made a dessert and called it peace, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elvaeia Regnum's national animal is the Garuda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Syncretic Dhārmic-Tāntric Anēkāntavāda.

Elvaeia Regnum is ranked 287,814^th in the world and 115^th in India for Most Primitive, scoring -532.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.