The Sultanate of Suarga is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.835 billion Suargans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Suargan economy, worth 196 trillion lunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,106 lunas, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Suarga has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suarga's national animal is the bicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Suarga is ranked 204,804^th in the world and 2,955^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.