The United Socialist States of Syrian Democratic United Republic is a huge, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 417 million Syrian Democratic United Republicians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Syrian Democratic United Republician economy, worth 4.61 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Soda Sales. Average income is 11,065 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syrian Democratic United Republic's national animal is the camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Syrian Democratic United Republic is ranked 224,537^th in the world and 162^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.