The Federation of Tasoland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Liberne with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.116 billion Tasolandians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rirostad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tasolandian economy, worth 115 trillion Tasonks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,256 Tasonks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Tasoland, people talk about things being better when men were men, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tasoland's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tasoland is ranked 128,351^st in the world and 2,378^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,279.51 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.