Population | 2.475 billion |
Capital | Vienna |
Leader | Kaiser August |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Kaiserliche Mark |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of The Germanic States of Europe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser August with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.475 billion Germans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. The average income tax rate is 72.4%.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth 303 trillion Kaiserliche Marks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,797 Kaiserliche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, German husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Germanic States of Europe's national animal is the Eagle and its national religion is Catholicism.
The Germanic States of Europe is ranked 279,004th in the world and 279th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Primitive, scoring -323.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Germanic States of Europe voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, German husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
- : The Germanic States of Europe voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in The Germanic States of Europe, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » New Zora, Aserlandia, Yetrasia, Hekp, Langkasuka, Bombooda, 3 Dimensions, and The CAts21347 empire.