The Conglomerated Corporations of United Free Provinces is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Executive Alvarez with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.506 billion Free Provincesians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Provincesian economy, worth 407 trillion Premium Currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 162,615 Premium Currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,157,334 per year while the poor average 7,550, a ratio of 153 to 1.

The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Free Provincesian Colonial Thesaurus, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of United Free Provinces remains pure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Free Provinces's national animal is the Ant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporatist.

United Free Provinces is ranked 61,016^th in the world and 27^th in Hive for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,603.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.