The Confederation of Unloseable is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Denalot B Cooper with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 945 million Unloseableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciosel. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Unloseablean economy, worth 107 trillion loses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,333 loses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the might of the entire Unloseablean Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and Unloseablean athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unloseable's national animal is the loser, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unloseable is ranked 252,693^rd in the world and 8,720^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -159.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.