The Republic of Yemera is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President of Yemera with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 3.643 billion Yemerans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyeva. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yemeran economy, worth 492 trillion Yenies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,309 Yenies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of President of Yemera sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Yemeran Space Agency, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yemera's national animal is the Yemeran Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yemera is ranked 280,050^th in the world and 10,650^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -341.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.