The Awesomly Awesome Collective of Malororia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Malor Malakai with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.099 billion Malororians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Ciudad Malororia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient malororia economy, worth an astonishing 15,433 trillion Twice Reformed Malorics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 767,872 Twice Reformed Malorics, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malororia's national animal is the Amoeba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vaccination Research.

Malororia is ranked 473^rd in the world and 23^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 201.76 law-abiding acts per hour.