The Allied Kingdom of Oppalli is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King McGregor I with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.959 billion Oppallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ihaj. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oppallian economy, worth 508 trillion Roylands a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,976 Roylands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppalli's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oppalli is ranked 5,486^th in the world and 326^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.47 law-abiding acts per hour.