The Commonwealth of Connerii is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Diiego Domiingo with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.438 billion Conneriians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brookliin. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Conneriian economy, worth 168 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,327 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Conneriians, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Connerii's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Connerii is ranked 13,786^th in the world and 303^rd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.