The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.733 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,996 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,131 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 1,186^th in the world and 20^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 78.2 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.