The 🐹Hamster🐹 of Europeasia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fee with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The democratic, devout population of 2.108 billion Europeasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bozarkia City. The average income tax rate is 40.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Europeasian economy, worth 160 trillion Europeasian Hammies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,183 Europeasian Hammies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeasia's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Orthodoxy.

Europeasia is ranked 15,393^rd in the world and 315^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.