The Jingoistic States of New French Nation is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 294 million New French Nationians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New French Nationian economy, worth 21.7 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,854 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and disputed territories across the Rejected Realms are being claimed by New French Nationian college students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New French Nation's national animal is the rooster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New French Nation is ranked 188,992^nd in the world and 4,161^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.