The Commonwealth of Ignormus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Horatio Terminator Jones with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.573 billion Ignormusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hampter. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ignormusian economy, worth 650 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 182,099 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown. Ignormus's national animal is the hampter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hampterism.

Ignormus is ranked 25,770^th in the world and 550^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,084.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.