The Dictatorship of Falangist Quebec is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lionel Groulx with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.068 billion Quebecois are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville du Québec. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Falangist Quebecian economy, worth 202 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 97,903 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Falangist Quebec's national animal is the Caribou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Falangist Quebec is ranked 267,894^th in the world and 6,429^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.