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Most Primitive: 185thNudest: 762ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 917th
The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of
Corrupt Dictatorship
¡Pa que vos veáis!
Loís Deleuze
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Small Venezia

Population1.195 billion

CapitalMaracaibo and Paraguaipoa
LeaderLoís Deleuze
FaithCatharism

CurrencySilver Coin
AnimalMonkulonseerü

The ㅤㅤㅤㅤ of Small Venezia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Loís Deleuze with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.195 billion Maracuchos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maracaibo and Paraguaipoa. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marabino economy, worth 118 trillion Silver Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 99,577 Silver Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, babies are a small but significant export, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Small Venezia's national animal is the Monkulonseerü, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catharism.

Small Venezia is ranked 232,486th in the world and 5,243rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Primitive: 185thNudest: 762ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 917thMost Devout: 966thHighest Drug Use: 1,216thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,849thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,216thTop
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Most Influential: 3,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,481stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,818thBest Weather: 6,774thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,736thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,193rdMost Cultured: 9,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,035thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,705thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,872ndHighest Food Quality: 18,762ndMost Corrupt Governments: 20,804thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,501stLargest Black Market: 24,755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,087th
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Most Primitive: 8th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 95th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 183rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 249th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 272nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 369th in the regionBest Weather: 374th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 389th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 394th in the regionMost Cultured: 422nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 432nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 460th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 471st in the regionMost Armed: 534th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 573rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the treehouse in Monkulonseerü Park is the tallest building in Small Venezia.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, Loís Deleuze likes it when another nation spies on their citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the Marabino cut of Apocalypse Now sets the helicopter scene to eerie silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Small Venezia, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.

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