The Great Windy Federation of Neptunian Military Administration is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Konstantina Sotiropoulou with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.699 billion Neptunians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athens. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neptunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,438 trillion Drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 186,885 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime is totally unknown. Neptunian Military Administration's national animal is the Dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Neptunian Orthodox.

Neptunian Military Administration is ranked 3,128^th in the world and 131^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.12 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.