The Unicorns have taken over of Aerilia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Purple Unicorn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.39 billion Aerilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,937 trillion Rainbows a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 412,644 Rainbows, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aerilia's national animal is the Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aerilism.

Aerilia is ranked 1,244^th in the world and 48^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 77.31 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.