Population | 2.763 billion |
Capital | Money |
Leader | Ultimate evil money leader XVII |
Currency | Money |
Animal | Human |
The Money of Stal Valley is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ultimate evil money leader XVII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.763 billion Stal Vallains are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Spirituality, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Money. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Stal Valleyian economy, worth 605 trillion Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 219,304 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, everybody's got wood thanks to Ultimate evil money leader XVII, and the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stal Valley's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Stal Valley is ranked 267,138th in the world and 5,907th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Stal Valley was endorsed by The People's Republic of 1 000 000 000.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only.
- : Following new legislation in Stal Valley, everybody's got wood thanks to Ultimate evil money leader XVII.
- : Stal Valley endorsed The Commonwealth of Ordyscia.
- : Stal Valley endorsed The Kingdom of Rocklandia k.
- : Stal Valley endorsed The Kingdom of Airk.
- : Stal Valley endorsed The Empire of The fun furryss.
- : Stal Valley endorsed The Sultanate of The Alearimond Islands.
- : Stal Valley endorsed The People's Republic of 1 000 000 000.
- : Stal Valley endorsed The People's Republic of Sovanidan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 303 » Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Tropical Coast, Chukstik Illahi, Zerentopia, Yaorozu, Corfad, Petronellania, Ereena, Velon, Andanavia, Salish-Cascadia, Varisland, Ziprotscria, Bankowiata, Bagojo, The Scarborough Administration, The Windmilluminati, Lucedeia, The Confederate States of America, Laurendon, Hinomia, Gmt2001, Federation of Vanguard, Ignas, Ethnon, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Frokolia, Kwaj, United Bosniaks, Gendirt, Neopie, Technocratic-european Countries, Argylia, Walter Jackson, Karazan, Germanic Cat, United States of Rhodes, Verderiesdre, Orogonia, Fratanica, Attempted Socialism, Ayuzhhhhh, Inspiratus, Teriol, New Cordyceps, The Republic of Sloviskia, Mk Steele, Krropezka, Old Emporia, and 253 others.AnnaK, North Arkana, Unsophisticate, Mystiquelle, Carolias, Luminerra, Phoronu, Omnistria, Pallaith, Neriorki, IC-Water, Pribaltic Union, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Byzavarlty, Malta Comino Gozo, Hai Han, AJTON, Great Bights Mum, Alsion, Marlducro, Misdainana, Francois Isidore, Laforeia, Mortionia, Arcriea, Nouvel Empire, Ham Federation, Oceanica Empire, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, Bodhisva, TamilPesum, Sanctum Teriaris, New NVegas, Chipoli, Northern Tatria, United Oria, CyberEgypt, Singamadri, Krykalin, South Parter, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Koda-Land, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Polgaria, Zandos, Etherion Circadia, Airelle, Aneth, Sellaeta, United States of Medford, New New New Alabama, Arucaria, Flegetonte, Suvarnavarta, Kahlua, Avaliona, Necromonia, PlanetMercury, Wolffoxia, Thalenthar, Sarmatia-Germania, Gildenshtuck, Miletic, Shibutani, Keb Numar, Vexilia, Coreesa, Castle In Confidence, The Rhein States, Nordwald, Salzcovia, Dillimore, Arostica, Laxoimia, Amizadonia, Zera Israel, Delitai, Mesvice, Horrorlandian State, Azzarel, Zelenaya Dolina, Rainengrad, Altivia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, The New Oceanic States, Mandenosia, Confederacy of North America, Lemonbiscuits, Nechavia, West Anters, Cadonio, Tokenzia, Ardok, Sabaleta, Radored Welandion, New Lakemba, GreaterPolsnan, Small Venezia, Casscata, Assault Rifle, Luconovos, Imperio de Castilho, Khoik, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Adziolandia, Aerilia, The Tony Paporordia, Transitional Global Authority, Texaska, Darkanistan, Alogiada, Thought Obliteration, Socialist Lop, KAP03land, Alire, Bedsonya, Love And Hatred, North Batica, Lower Lsana Jes, Izern, Orjald, Tenana, Aurasreich, Democatic Donkeys, Troll Punishers, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ishtimbine, Opis, Hindustan Sangh, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Fardel, DarkMondoria, Greater Portugaliza, Periklia, Aoncarpa, Siwale, Q w e r t y, Batatoland Empire, Andstions, Snipland, Kazanqa, Tesco Aisle 17, The Unicrons, Republic of the Soulless Hord, Love Shack, AmManies, Jenha, New Fredoenia, Michigander, Regallio, Putzilvania, Eurocom, Burback, Coutdown, Yarabaha, Armonker, Simone Republic, Dryf Nation, Aeurithianar, Aerika, Tragesch Firwat, Dreadton, Sechiole, United Orange Valley States, Kainin, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, The Union of The People of Britannia, United Kahndaq, Nationeer, U S Eh, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Nevala, DIMAnism, Balto, Spartoi, Clocriestes, Tennessee Empire, Hentaigraado, Tellaveria, Caiov, Sikol, Republiqueducroissant, Tigatestan, The Best Empire, Qep, Toastsylvania, Justosia, New Clavidor, Bloxian States, Solmetria, Hikki, Democratic Republic of Magley, Dacian Freelands, Elomania, A Puppet Collector, Arbuckle Republic, Changjo, Rex Republic, Eastern Alt Neoubeleland, New Xyroxes, Barxa, Arlavan, Halsoni, Anampintopia, Nistriabar, PwRepublic, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Bhadeshistan, Mon Iphaps Islands, Prismaria, Northern Zorbrasnka, Jurador, Oceania-America, Neptunian Military Administration, Westerhold, Crilland, Eggplant Island, Esperonia, Davidianian, Negarden, Kazorton, Juba, Atrito, TyGerria, Tugupaw, Etanur, Kosova, Belgioca, Turtlandia, Aweentitante, Royaume des loups, The Confederation of Earth, Vesuva, South Baba, Tarnistan, Crystal Creation, Yukti, Scres Gidgerland, Seenvorland, Segesta, HeyZay, Pannonika, Leidmark, Lugarvatn, Federal republic of franca, Notyoutopia, Chao Phraya River, -Urzikstan, Russila, and 1 000 000 000.