The Truthful Isles of Cassinia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Candór with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.017 billion Quézinas hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cóspanix. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quézen economy, worth a remarkable 1,282 trillion chenzés a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 182,741 chenzés, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cassinia's national animal is the southern starling, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nacíenisma.

Cassinia is ranked 53,488^th in the world and 60^th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,676.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.