The Country of Cazistz is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.111 billion Cazistzians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cazistzian economy, worth 77.7 trillion Cazs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,931 Cazs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the monarchy goes down the drain with a royal flush. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cazistz's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cazistz is ranked 33,913^th in the world and 593^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,886.22 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.