The Imperium of AlwaLov is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Imperador Abelardo Cruz with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.655 billion AlwaLovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osíris. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AlwaLovian economy, worth 114 trillion Ouroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,016 Ouroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imperador Abelardo Cruz's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AlwaLov's national animal is the Leão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ísis.

AlwaLov is ranked 178,302^nd in the world and 474^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 52.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.