The Dictatorship of Cordinaral is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mystok with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.9 billion Cordinareans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abskotysk. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cordinaralian economy, worth 123 trillion Rytleses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,777 Rytleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, army rations are served on silver platters, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cordinaral's national animal is the Vergyultisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mauscya Vakosk.

Cordinaral is ranked 265,010^th in the world and 389^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.