The Union of Cosue is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lanxiono with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.051 billion Cosueans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colosea. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cosuean economy, worth 178 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,813 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cosue's national animal is the Dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The House of Cheddar.

Cosue is ranked 40,944^th in the world and 103^rd in The League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.31 law-abiding acts per hour.